Poor Old Dirt Farmer

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Oh the poor old dirt farmer  he's lost all his corn
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And now where's the money to pay off his loan?
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He lost all his corn can't pay off his loan
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He lost all his corn

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Well the poor old dirt farmer he only grows stones
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He grows then on down till they big enough to roll
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He rolls them on down to the tax man in town
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He rolls them on down

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Now the poor old dirt farmer he's left all alone
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His wife and his children they've packed up and gone
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Packed up and gone he's left all alone
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They've packed up and gone

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Well the poor old dirt farmer how bad he must feel
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He fell off his tractor up under the wheel
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And now his head is shaped like a tread
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But he ain't quite dead

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Well the poor dirt farmer he can't grow no corn
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He can't grow no corn cause he ain't got a loan
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He ain't got a loan can't grow no corn
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He ain't got no loan