You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

I'm no good at chatting up
And I always get rebuffed
Enough to drive a man to drink
I don't do no washing up
I always reached the stuff piled up
A piled up in the sink

But you will always find him
In the kitchen at parties

Me and my girlfriend, we argued
And she ran away from home
She must have found somebody new
And now I'm all alone

Living in my own
What am I supposed to do?

That's why always find him
In kitchen at parties
You will always find him
In the kitchen at parties
You will always find him
In the kitchen at parties

Then I met this debutant
I said I like new wave rock
She was into french cuisine
But I ain't no Cordon Bleu
This was at some do in Palmers Green
I had no luck with her

You will still find him
In kitchen at parties
You will still find him
In kitchen at parties

At last I met a pretty girl
She laughed and talked with me
We both walked out of the kitchen
And danced in a new way

And now I've done my time
In the kitchen at parties
I've done my time
In the kitchen at parties

He's done his time
In the kitchen at parties
He's done his time
In the kitchen at parties

He's done his time
In the kitchen at parties
He's done his time
In the kitchen at parties