Like A Ninja

Up at the crack of dawn
To get my ninja on
My feudal lord said there's a mission
Imma send you on
Run fifteen miles
across the isle
Stretch out eat some hash
Show em yer Ninja smile
No words observe how
I bow in the now
Getting low
throwin stars
boogie down with the dao
Up at the strip club
Hanging off the wall
Is it Spiderman, nah
Its a ninja yall
Watch a ninja flex
Havin ninja sex
Wanna learn to do it
find a ninja text
I got ninja style
and ninja grace
my swordll flash like a camera
but memories I erase
walls I'm ninja up
then Im ninja down
been to ninja class
an Played the Ninja clown
But now I'm back legit
On the ninja tip
And I'm coming on strong
With that ninja shit

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Like a ninja
Like a ninja
Gimme three square feet
And I'll end ya
Like a ninja
Like a ninja
my swordll spin into a blur
Then I injure
So where my ninjas at
Where my ninjas at
every ninja for themselves
thought we been through that
Where my ninjas at
Where my ninjas at
dont want no oreos gimme ninja snaps

think its best if you dont know my ninja name
just one of many parts
of this ninjas game
see while they sweating amarosa
Im underneath their coaster
steady plotting their demise
with some nunchucks in a holster
I wear a ninja mask
Not a ninja hat
chill in my ninja house
til ninja dog attack
chasing my Ninja Cat
that chase my Ninja Mouse
it goes on and on
til a ninja shouts
I love my Ninja spouse
love My ninja kids
Rolling their Ninja big wheels
Doing ninja skids
paying Ninja bills
With these Ninja Skills
keeping my Ninja going
with these Ninja pills
Riding my ninja bike
Sportin Ninja Nikes
Take me to a Ninja movie
And Im Ninja psyched
To get my Ninja on
and mow my Ninja Lawn
fading into the shadows
From Dusk till dawn

[chorus]

goin nin-jah
sweep kick an flip flop
step up youll probably get dropped
gaiden to shadow dancer
our legend goes on it dont stop
nin-jahs up in this place
crossed arms you cant see their face
but theyll bob their heads to that bass
and rock with the whole hu-man race

Come on down to ninja town
Theyll be no one around
And when I pop out of the ground
no you won't hear a sound
Move one inch from that spot
I cannot guarantee
That you will live one more second
In the presence of me
Could kill you now could kill you soon
Could play a tune on the flute
Are you alone in the room?
now I got you paranoid
So you jump in yer car
Im coming staight to yer neck
With the gom jabbar
Like the scene
From assault on precinct 13
then I pull a michael myers
its halloween
in the rearview
Check yer neck
Where ya felt the blade
Thinking damn
I could use a cup a gatorade
As Yer catch yer breath
Feeling close to death
Look in the backseat
Theres nothing left
so Ya pump the breaks
and now Ya got the shakes
Looking down at your feet
All you see is snakes
Then a buncha bright lights
So you cover your eyes
Its the candles on your cake
And we yelling surprise!
Touched and moved
your eyes have moistened
I hope you liked the cake
By the way it was poisoned

[chorus]

ninjas be setting them traps
and coming with the ill raps
youll see them coming perhaps
hit you dead in yer throat
make yer lungs collapse
but hey you know its all good
you did the best that you could
I said I dont think you should
come with a gun theyll kill you with wood