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(D A) 

Oh, deary me 
My little brother's in his bedroom 
Smoking weed 
I tell him he should get up 
'Cause it's nearly half-past three 
He can't be bothered 
'Cause he's high on THC 

(D A) 

I ask him very nicely 
If he'd like a cup of tea 
I can't even see him 
'Cause his room is so smoky 
Don't understand 
How one can watch so much TV 
My baby brother Alfie 
How I wish that you could see

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D7 G         D         
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care 
      A                                           D   D7 
So please can you stop pulling my hair 
G                               D 
Now, now, there's no need to swear 
            A              
Please don't despair 
       D 
My dear mon frère 

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(D A) 
Oh, Alfie get up 
It's a brand new day 
I just can't sit back 
And watch you waste your life away 
You need to get a job 
Because the bills need to get paid 
Get off your lazy arse 
Alfie, please use your brain 

(D A) 
Surely there's some walls out there 
That you can go and spray 
I'm feeling guiltier 
For leading you astray 
Now how the hell do you ever expect 
That you'll get laid 
When all you do is stay in 
Playing your computer games 

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(D A) 
Oh, little brother 
Please refrain from doing that 
I'm trying to help you out 
So can you stop being a twat? 
It's time that you and I 
Sat down and had a little chat 
And look me in the eye 
Take off that stupid fitted cap 

D7 G                 D   
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care 
      A                            D D7 
So please can you stop pulling my hair 
G                             D 
Now, now, there's no need to swear 
            A    
Please don't despair 

Please don't despair 
              D 
Now mon frère 

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