Party Line

How did I get home last night?
Who was I with?
I need an Alka Seltzer now
Because I'm losing the will to live

Why can't I go back?
Oh, why can't I rewind?
Wish I hadn't drunk that seventh glass of wine
Who'd I have to call up to apologise
Every single time

I cross the party line
I cross the party line
I cross the party line
I cross the party line

Problem is, I'm never done
I get over-excited
One minute we're having fun and now
I'm gonna switch and nobody likes it

Why can't I go back?
Oh, why can't I rewind?
Who did I offend?
'Cause I can be unkind
First I run my mouth
And then I lose my mind
Every single time

I cross the party line
I cross the party line
I cross the party line
I cross the party line

I tried and I lied
I'll have to pretend
(Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
I promise that I'll never do this again

What I got away with
When youth was on my side
Maybe it was cuter in 2009
I was just a kid
I was living my best life
Still each and every time

I cross the party line
I cross the party line
I cross the party line
I cross the party line