Balko's Barren Patch

You gotta be joking it's been almost seven weeks
You'd better change your hair or even change the way you speak
It's not that easy to be on the pull these days
He needs a little bit of love
See him through this barren phase

I got her contact number for ya (for ya)
I heard he had your mate before ya (before ya)
If she finds out you know she'll floor ya (floor ya)

Oh no what you know
You know it's gonna end in another argument
These days he never gets laid
Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument
Yeah the night always ends in a fucking argument

So put your shoes on and your best ben sherman shirt
He can talk his way out of an argument, but he always makes it worse
He said that she said "no" and "michael you're always shouting"
Then he calls her on the phone "oh let's just forget about it!"

I got her contact number for ya (for ya)
I heard he had your mate before ya (before ya)
If she finds out you know she'll floor ya (floor ya)

Oh no what you know
You know it's gonna end in another argument
These days he never gets laid
Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument
Yeah the night always ends in a fucking argument

(balko, balko, balko, balko, balko, balko
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah - repeat)