Fuck You For Missing My Birthday

                A
Maybe next time you'll show up at 
nine-thirty


[Pre-Chorus]
Bm                 A
  It's a special occasion
          G#
I thought you knew
G N.C.
Everyone showed up
    A N.C.
But you


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[Chorus]
D
  Fuck you for missing my birthday
A
  Fuck you for making me cry
G
  Now my makeup's ruined
    A
And I really tried
D
  Fuck you for calling the next day
A
  To ask about last night
    G
And how’d I end up telling ya I 
puked in the azaleas
    A
And Mike lit the curtains on fire


[Other]
E
  You’re a jerk and you know it
    G
But maybe next time
A N.C.           D
  You’ll be on time