Disgruntled Christmas

          A                C
And it's me, the man with no 
personality
E
Burning down your Christmas tree
A             C
Blowing up bombs in the shopping 
mall
E
Mistletoe is going to fall
A             C
Taking shots at the caroling crowd
E
Stupid songs sung way too loud
A                    C           
And they're getting dumber all 
      E
the time
F                             
I really don't see why I should 
             E
spare your friends
F                                 
Since I can't say I care if I ever
          E
 see them again
Dm
You say shopping spree
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C                  G
I say killing spree
A                  C
And I can think of Christmas past
E
Like the Christmas before last
A
Cousins
C
Uncles
E
Aunts
A                    C
And I could act like I don't care
E
That all I get is underwear
A                                
I'd like to beat you on the head 
C                     E
with that ole yule log
F                              
Giving a napalm gift gives you a 
       E
glow
F                                 
Something to burn away the 
      E
freezing snow
Dm
If you just let me
C                    G           
And I'll be glad to tear your 
        A C E
Frosty down
I think Christmas really sucks (x2)
A C E

F                             
I really don't see why I should 
                    E
spare your friends
F                                 
'Cause I can't say that I care if 
                     E
I ever see them again
Dm
You'll be sorry
C                     G          
That you ever lied to me about 
         A
Santa Claus