Mr Mom

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Lost my job, came home mad, got a 
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hug and a kiss and that's too bad,
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She said, I can go to work until 
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you find another job,
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I thought, I like the sound of 
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that, watch TV and take long naps,
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go from a hard working dad, to 
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being Mister Mom, well


[Chorus]
A                  F#m       
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, 
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crayons go up one drawer higher,
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Rewind Barney for the fifteenth 
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time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
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There's bubble gum in the baby's 
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hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy 
chair,
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Been crazy all day long, and it's 
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only Monday, Mister Mom,
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[Verse 2]
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Football, soccer and ballet, squeeze
 in scouts and PTA, and there's,
Continúa después del anuncio
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That shoppin' list she left 
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that's seven pages long,
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How much smoke can one stove 
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make, the kids won't eat my charcoal
 cake,
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It's more than any man can take,
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 being Mister Mom, well,


[Chorus]
A                  F#m       
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, 
     D            E
crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m    
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth 
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time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
    A                    F#m   
There's bubble gum in the baby's 
         D                   E
hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy 
chair,
      Bm                         
Been crazy all day long, and it's 
  D             E     A
only Monday, Mister Mom,

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[Bridge]
Bm                                
Before I fall into bed tonight, if
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 the dog didn't eat the classifieds,
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I'm gonna look just one more time,


[Chorus]
A                  F#m       
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, 
     D            E
crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m        
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth 
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time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
    A                    F#m   
There's bubble gum in the baby's 
         D                   E
hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy 
chair,
      Bm                         
Been crazy all day long, oh  been 
  F#m
crazy all day long,
          D             E     A
and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,


[Ending]
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Balancin' checkbooks, juggling 
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bills, thought there was nothin' to
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 it,
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Baby now I know how you feel, 
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what I don't know is how you do it,