E              A                   D
Lost my job, came home mad, got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad,
        E              A                D
She said, I can go to work until you find another job,
         E              A             D
I thought, I like the sound of that, watch TV and take long naps,
Bm            A/C#              D           E
go from a hard working dad, to being Mister Mom, well


[Chorus]
A                  F#m            D            E
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m              D             E7
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
   A                     F#m            D                   E
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
      Bm                           D             E     A - F#m - D - E
Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,


[Verse 2]
E                  A          D
Football, soccer and ballet, squeeze in scouts and PTA, and there's,
E                       A           D
That shoppin' list she left that's seven pages long, 
E                   A               D
How much smoke can one stove make, the kids won't eat my charcoal cake,
Bm            A/C#              D           E
It's more than any man can take, being Mister Mom, well,


[Chorus]
A                  F#m            D            E
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m              D             E7
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
    A                    F#m            D                   E
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
      Bm                           D             E     A
Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,

A   F#m   D   E   x2


[Bridge]
Bm                                      A
Before I fall into bed tonight, if the dog didn't eat the classifieds,
     D                      E7
I'm gonna look just one more time,


[Chorus]
A                  F#m            D            E
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m              D             E7
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
    A                    F#m            D                   E
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
      Bm                           F#m
Been crazy all day long, oh  been crazy all day long,
          D             E     A
and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,


[Ending]
A                     F#m               D                       E
Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills, thought there was nothin' to it,
A               F#m                   D             E         A
Baby now I know how you feel, what I don't know is how you do it,