Mr. Mom

Intro - A - F#m - D - E = 2x's

(verse 1)
E              A                  
Lost my job, came home mad got a hug
D
 and a kiss and that's too bad,
        E              A          
She said, I can go to work untill 
      D
you find another job,
         E              A         
I thought, I like the sound of 
    D
that, watch tv and take long naps,
Bm            A/C#              
go from a hard working dad, to 
D           E
being mister mom, well




(Chorus)
A                  F#m       
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, 
     D            E
crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m    
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth 
          D             E7
time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
   A                     F#m  
There's buble gum in the baby's 
          D                   E
hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy 
chair,
      Bm                         
Been crazy all day long, and it's 
  D             E     A - F#m - D 
only Monday, Mister Mom,
- E




Continues after the ad
(verse 2)
Football, soccer and ballet,  
squeeze in scouts and PTA, and 
there's,
That shopin list she left that's 
seven pages long,
How much smoke can one stove make, 
the kids won't eat my charcoal cake,
It's more than any man can take. 
being Mister Mom, cause,




(Chorus)
A                  F#m       
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, 
     D            E
crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m    
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth 
          D             E7
time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
    A                    F#m  
There's buble gum in the baby's 
          D                   E
hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy 
chair,
      Bm                         
Been crazy all day long, and it's 
  D             E     A
only Monday, Mister Mom,



(lead - A - F#m - D - E = 2x's)



(bridge)
Bm                                
Before I fall into bed tonight, if
      A
 the dog didn't eat the 
classified's,
D                            E7
I'm gonna look just one more time,



(ending)
A                  F#m       
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, 
     D            E
crayons go up one drawer higher,
A                     F#m        
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth 
      D             E7
time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
    A                    F#m  
There's buble gum in the baby's 
          D                   E
hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy 
chair,
      Bm                         
Been crazy all day long, oh  been 
  F#m
crazy all day long,
          D             E     A - 
F#m - D - E = 2x's
and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,


A                    F#m         
Balancin checkbooks, juggling 
      D                     E
bills, thought there was nothin to 
it,
A               F#m                 
  D             E       A - F#m - D 
- E = 2times
Baby now I know how you feel, What I
 don't know is how you do it,
A
   Honey you're my hero,