E
To marry a beautiful woman these days,
   A                  E
Is just like a murder crime
           A
To marry a beautiful woman these days,
                      E
Is just like a murder crime
                B7
If you lookin' for a real good woman,
A                    E    B7
Boy you just wastin' time

[Verse 2]
          E
First she don't know how to sweeten your coffee,
A                             E
She can't even make up your bed
               A
She don't know how to sweeten your coffee,
                       E
She can't make up your bed
               B7
She can't even roast your meat
A                        E     B7
And how she mess up your bread

[Verse 3]
     E
Next she can't bake cornbread,
A                        E
She can't even boil beef stew
    A
She can't even bake cornbread,
                    E
She can't boil beef stew
            B7
Man if your woman is beautiful and dumb,
A                          E   B7
That don't mean a thing to you

[Verse 4]
E
My gal baked me some bread this morning,
A                    E
The bread refused to rise
A
My gal baked me some bread this morning,
                     E
The bread refused to rise
               B7
The crust was tough on the bread,
A                              E     B7
Was as the rubber on a Maxwell tyre

[Verse 5]
E
Some men crave beautiful women,
A                           E
But in my life it's not worthwile
A
Some men crave beautiful women,
                            E
But in my life it's not worthwile
                B7
After all they're just beautiful,
A                             E
Ain't got sense of a newborn child