Merry Blah Blah Blah

A
Have a merry something and a happy 
blah blah blah

A Bm D E A


[Verse]

    A                              
The winter snow is falling and the 
C#m
happy sleigh bells ring
    D                              
The jolly fat man checks his list 
  C#m              E
to see what he will bring
   A                              
If someone’s being naughty, write 
C#m
to the man in red
     D                           
Then underneath that special tree 
        E
you’ll find his severed head


[Chorus]

     D               E
When Santa gets your letter
      F#m               Bm
He'll know just what to do
     D                          E
This year he will retaliate for you
A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E           
I put vengeance on my wish list 
  F#m               D
and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm            
So have a merry something and a 
  D     E         A
happy blah blah blah


Continues after the ad
[Interlude]

A E F#m E D A D E A


[Verse]

    A                         
You eat those pigs and turkeys 
   C#m
because they taste so good
      D                         
Well, Santa made their wish come 
          C#m                E
true and now they’re eating you
A                              
Trees will cut down people and put 
C#m
them up inside
     D                          
They stand there on their bloody 
             E
stumps, dry out and mummify


[Chorus 2]

     D               E
When Santa gets your letter
      F#m               Bm
He'll know just what to do
     D                          E
This year he will retaliate for you
A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E           
I put vengeance on my wish list 
  F#m               D
and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm            
So have a merry something and a 
  D     E         A
happy blah blah blah


[Interlude]

A
Ho-ho-ho! Happy Hellidaze!


[Solo]

F G E F G

A E F#m E D A D E A


[Chorus 3]

A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E           
I put vengeance on my wish list 
  F#m               D
and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm            
So have a merry something and a 
  D     E         A
happy blah blah blah
A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E           
I put vengeance on my wish list 
  F#m               Dm
and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm            
So have a merry something and a 
  D     E         A
happy blah blah blah