One's On The Way

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They say to have her hair done, 
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Liz flies  all the way to France
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and Jackie's seen in a disco tech 
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doin' a brand new dance
and the White House social season 
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should be  glittering and gay
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But here in Topeka the rain is 
a'fallin'
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the faucet is a'drippin', and the 
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kids are a'ballin'
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One of them a'toddlin' and one is 
a'crawlin
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And one's on the way


I'm glad that Raquel Welch just 
signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up
 a brand new act
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While the tv's showin' newly weds, a
 real fine game to play
but here in Topeka the screen doors 
a'bangin
the coffee's boilin' over and the 
wash needs a hangin'
One wants a cookie and one wants a 
changin'
and one's on the way
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Now what was I doing, Jimmy get away
 from there
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darn, there goes the phone
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Hello, honey. What's the you say?
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You're bringin' a few old army 
buddies home?
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You're callin' from a bar?

Get away from there.
No, not you honey I was talkin' to 
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the baby

Wait a minute honey the doorbell
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Honey? Could you stop at the market 
and...

Hello? Hello? Well, I'll be...

The girls in New York City they all 
march for women's lib
and Better Homes And Gardens shows 
the modern way to live
And the pill may change the world 
tomorrow but meanwhile today
here in Topeka the flies are 
a'buzzin'
the dog is a'barkin' and the floor 
needs a scrubbin
One needs a spankin' and one needs a
 huggin'
Lord, one's on the way
Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again