Drinking Song

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Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall
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Drunk men swear & that's not all
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Quite often drunks will urinate 
    A
outdoors
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Like widowed women drunk men weep
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Like children curled up drunk men 
sleep
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Like a dog a drunk will crawl 
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about on all fours
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Be it broke bum or rich rake
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His dinner be it bread or cake
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       D/G
His beverage be the worst of 
whiskey, finest wine
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Puke it stinks & so it seems
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A drunkard goes to great extremes
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But there has yet to be a 
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perfectly straight line

Drunks are strong & drunks are weak
It's easy for a drunk to speak
Straight from the heart
Drunks will fight, their not afraid
They'll kiss the mistress & make the
 maid
Oh, but it's a manly art
But it takes it toll on blood 
vessels & from there it will raise
Bags beneath the eyes & other signs
Drunks get ugly so it seems & drunks
 will go to great extremes
But there has yet to be a perfectly 
straight line.

Drunks are friendly when they're 
drunk
And drunks are hostile when they're 
drunk
Which drunk it is it all depends 
upon
When drunk men drink they thirst 
they thirst for drink
Their elephants are grey not pink
When the drink evaporates the man is
 gone, gone, gone
Back to the flats & the subway cars
To the hipflasks & the fruit jars
Flat on thier face & flat on their 
backs
Drunks get drunk & so it seems
That drunks will go to great 
extremes
But there has yet to be a perfectly 
straight line