High Wide Handsome

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High, wide and handsome, that's how I like livin'
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High, wide and handsome, that's how life should be
                             G
Low, skinny and ugly, that's for other people
A                             G       D
High, wide and handsome suits me to a tee


[Chorus]
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Song, wine and women, they're my three favorites
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Beer, gin and whiskey, that's five, six and four
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Saturday night, I like eatin' and dancin'
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I sleep all day Sunday so's I'm ready for more


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High, wide and handsome, you can't take it with you
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High, wide and handsome, that's one way to go
                            G
Let's live it up, might as well, we're all dyin'
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High, wide and handsome, let's put on a show


Em                            Bm
Can't quit what will kill me, so why even bother?
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I love this hard living, so why even try?
Em                              Bm
I'll be high, wide and handsome when I kick the bucket,
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I'll be high, wide and handsome on the day I die.


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High, wide and handsome, you can call it my motto,
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High, wide and handsome, call it my creed,
                        G
Money's just paper, liquor's thicker than water,
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High, wide and handsome, my thought word indeed.


Em                           Bm
Have high, wide and handsome carved on my headstone,
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With the date I was born plus the date that I died,
Em                        Bm
Take one from the other, all that's left is a number,
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Just remember I laughed twice as hard as I cried.


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High, wide and handsome, that's how I like a-living,
A                        G                      D
High, wide and handsome, that's how life should be,
                        G
Low, skinny and ugly, that's for other people,
A                      G                D
High, wide and handsome suits me to a tee.