One Man Guy

G                                 
People know when they see this 
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show just the kind of a guy I am,
G                                 
They'll recognize by what I stand 
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for and what I just can't stand,
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They'll perceive what I believe 
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in and what I know is true
G                                 
And they'll recognize I'm a one 
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man guy, always was through and 
through

[Chorus]
G                            
cause I'm a one man guy in the 
  C
morning
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I'm the same in the afternoon
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One man guy when the sun goes 
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down I'll whistle me a one man tune
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One man guy, a one man guy, only
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 kind of guy to be
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I'm one man guy, I'm a one man 
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guy, and a one man is me.
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I'm a one man guy


[Verse 2]
G                              
People meditate, hey that's just 
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great trying to find the inner you
G                                 
People depend on family and 
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friends, and other folks to put 'em 
through,
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I don't know why I'm a one man 
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guy, or why this is a one man show,
G                                 
But these three cubic feet of bone
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 and blood and meat are all I 
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really know,

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
G                              
Gonna' bathe and shave and dress 
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myself and eat solo, every night,
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Unplug the phone, sleep alone, 
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stay way out of sight,
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Sure it gets kinda' lonely, yeah
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 it's sorta' sick
    G                              
Bein' on your own one and only, is 
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a selfish, dirty trick