One Man Guy

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People know when they see this show just the kind of a guy I am,
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They'll recognize by what I stand for and what I just can't stand,
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They'll perceive what I believe in and what I know is true
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And they'll recognize I'm a one man guy, always was through and through

[Chorus]
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cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
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I'm the same in the afternoon
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One man guy when the sun goes down I'll whistle me a one man tune
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One man guy, a one man guy, only kind of guy to be
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I'm one man guy, I'm a one man guy, and a one man is me.
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I'm a one man guy


[Verse 2]
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People meditate, hey that's just great trying to find the inner you
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People depend on family and friends, and other folks to put 'em through,
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I don't know why I'm a one man guy, or why this is a one man show,
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But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all I really know,

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
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Gonna' bathe and shave and dress myself and eat solo, every night,
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Unplug the phone, sleep alone, stay way out of sight,
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Sure it gets kinda' lonely, yeah it's sorta' sick
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Bein' on your own one and only, is a selfish, dirty trick