C             G                 C
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!
        C                               G
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!
         C         C7               F              D7
When you dead in your grave, no more women will you crave
     C                G                 C           G
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you!

[Verse 2]
             C               G                 C
Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, uh-huh
C                                          G
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah
       C            C7               F              D7
Well I let you in my home, you shoulda left my woman alone
     C                   G                 C         G
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you

[Verse 3]
             C            G               C
Now I'll be glad when you die, you rascal you, uh-huh
                       C                                                 G
I'll be glad, oh I'll be tickled to death when you leave this earth it's true, oh yeah
C                                 C7                F                D7
When you're lyin' down six feet deep, no more fried chicken will you eat
     C                   G                 C         G
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah

[Speaking]
C  G  C   G    C    G    C    G (palm muted)
Ah, you just ain't no good! oh, you dog
Now listen here,

[Verse 4]
        C                        G                 C
I'll be oh-so glad when you is dead, you rascal, you
C                                          G
I'll be glad when you is dead, you rascal, you
       C               C7           F                   D7
I'll be laughing - full of gin, when they bring your body in
     C                   G                C
I'll be glad when you is dead, you rascal, you

[Verse 5]
        C               G                 C
I'll be oh, so glad when you dead, you rascal, you
C                                              G
I'll be oh, so glad when you dead, you rascal, you
       C               C7           F                   D7
What's this thing you got, makes my wife think you're so hot? You dirty dog!
     C                   G                C
I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, oh, you hound!

[Verse 6]
        C               G                 C
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, uh-huh
C                                          G
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah
        C                      C7              F              D7
I'll be standin' on the corner high, when they drag your body by
     C                   G                C
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you

[Outro]
       C               C7           F                   D7
you know I'm gonna be happy when you're dead and gone you dog
     C                   G                 C
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you