Call Me What You Like

[Intro] Cm  F  Ab  Bb
        Cm  F  Ab  Bb

[First Part]

Cm F                      Ab
   Never was a fan of the internet
    Bb              Cm
She never felt safe in her own head
        F            Ab
We both hate the news
          Bb                       
The feel of grace, oh god, goes you
Cm


F                         Ab
Smiling when I ask if shes bored yet
Bb                     Cm
Wonder if we took it too far
        F             Ab
We both taste confused
            Bb
Oh darling, what am I to do

[Pre-Chorus]

Cm    Bb                 Eb
   I'd like to think that I'm
        Eb                Cm
The only guy she'll see tonight
        Bb              Eb
You can call me what you like
   Ab
As long as you call me

[Chorus]

            Cm                   
And you could kiss the skin under my
Bb
 lips
                Ab         Eb
If it makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
F                    Ab
I'm not sure if you need me too
            Cm                Bb
And you can taste the beer on every 
guy
              Ab  Eb
That talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever
Ab                   Bb
No you can't stay awake forever

( Cm  Bb  Cm  Bb )

[Second Part]

Continues after the ad
Cm      F                    
   And so I find myself in your 
     Ab
mum's bedroom
Bb                            Cm
Fighting with the pink roller blinds
        F            Ab
It's on pay-per-view
           Bb                    
Just place your bets on who's lost 
Cm
their minds

    F                       Ab
You take a pirouette under duvet set
Bb                           Cm
You sigh with perfect pitch and with
 time
        F
I'm not made for you
Ab
But what else is new
            Bb
Oh Lord, she tells me that it's 
nothing
       Bb
I really hope its nothing

[Chorus]

       Cm                   F
You could kiss the skin under my 
lips if it
          Ab        Eb
Makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
     F                     Ab
I'm not sure if you need me too
            Cm                 F
And you can taste the beer on every 
guy
              Ab  Eb
That talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever
       Ab                  Bb
No you can't stay awake forever

( Cm  F  Ab  Bb )
( Cm  F  Ab  Bb )

[Bridge]

Cm            F
 This just in
Ab            Bb
I am a total fucking dumbass
 Cm                                
And I've come to the uncomfortable 
   F
conclusion
                                Ab
I'll be spending the rest of my life
 in
           Bb
A state of constant paranoia
           Cm          F
Just let me follow you
                    Ab
And I'll proceed to bump my head on 
every
         Bb                  
Doorway and doorframe you see 
           Cm
suitable for us to go through
                        F
And I've found that the road to 
happiness
   Ab                  Bb
Is paved with rows and rows of very 
tempting

Parking spaces

Cm F                 Ab
   I'm not paranoid I'm a realist
Bb
I know you're gonna kill me

[Chorus]

                  Cm            
You could kiss the skin under my 
       F
lips if it
          Ab        Eb
Makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
     F                     Ab
I'm not sure if you need me too
            Cm                 F
And you can taste the beer on every 
guy
              Ab  Eb
That talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever
       Ab                  Bb
No you can't stay awake forever

            Cm                   F
And you could kiss the skin under my
 lips
                Ab        Eb
If it makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
     F                     Ab   Bb
I'm not sure if you need me too
            Cm                 F
And you can taste the beer on every 
guy
              Ab  Eb
That talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake You can't 
stay awake
       Ab                  Bb   Cm
No you can't stay awake forever