G7                              Am7   D7                                       
She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too.
             G7                      Am7     D7                   
She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do.
              G7                   Bbm7   Am7                       
She loves to lie beside me, almost every night.
G7      D9               G7  D9                         
She's no lady, she's my wife.

Verse 2:
             G7                 Am7     D7                       
The preacher asked her, and she said, "I do."
              G7                  Am7      D7                      
The preacher asked me, she says, “Yes, He does too!"
              G7                           Bbm7   Am7      
The preacher says, "I pronounce you ninety nine to life!
G7            D9             G7                        
Son, she's no lady she's your wife!"

Bridge:
        C9                                            
I can't remember how I met her,
              G7        G#7               G7          C#9
Seems, she's always been hangin' here off my right arm,
           C9                                            
I can't remember how I ever,
             Am7             Bbm7             Am7        D9                       
Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm.

Verse 3:                 
          G7                            Am7       D7 
Now, even though she loves the smell of French perfume,                     
         G7                         Am7         D7
And even though she walks around in high-heeled shoes,                 
      G7                       Bbm7      Am7
All I know is I'm the one that pays her price,              
G7            D9             G7    D9
Man, she's no lady, she's my wife.

Instrumental over Verse progression x2

Bridge:
        C9                                            
I can't remember how I met her,
              G7         G#7              G7           C#9
Seems, she's always been hangin' here off my right arm,
           C9                                            
I can't remember how I ever,
             Am7             Bbm7             Am7    D9                       
thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm.

                     G7                 Am7   D7                                       
Now she she hates my mama, she hates my daddy too.
             G7                              Am7      D7                   
She loves to tell me, how much she hates the things I do.
             G7                    Bbm7  Am7                       
She loves to lie beside me, almost every night.
G7        D9            G7   A7 Bb7 B7 C7  (ritard)                      
She's no lady, she's my wife.
          D7                G7   G#7   G7
She's no lady, she's my wife