Musical Pride Mashup

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[And You Don’t Even Know It 
(Everybody’s Talking About Jamie)]
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There’s a clock on the wall,
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And it’s moving too slow.
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It’s got hours to kill and a 
               G
lifetime to go.
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And I’m holding my breath ‘til I 
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hear the last bell,
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Then I’m comin’ out hard and I’m 
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givin’ them hell.

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I've got the dreams, I've got the 
Em
style,
I've got the moves to make you 
G
smile,

So kiss my ass goodbye,
(muted strumming)
‘Cause I'm gonna be the one!
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I'm on my way, I won't be turned,
                          G
Your stupid lessons, I've unlearned,

And I am going to fly.
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And I'm gonna kiss the sun!

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[Ring of Keys (Fun Home)]
         B
And your swagger!
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And your bearing!
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And those just-right clothes that 
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you’re wearing!
     B
Your short hair,
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And your dungarees!
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And your lace-up boots!
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And your keys, oh,
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Your ring of keys,

[You Gotta Die Sometime (Falsettos)]

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Okay,

B                       A#
When the doctor started using 
phrases like,

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“You’ll pass away,”

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What could I say?
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Doctor, in plain English,

N.C.
Tell me, why was I chosen, why me of
 all men?

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Doctor, here’s the good part:

N.C.
At least death means I’ll never be 
scared about dying again.

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Let’s get on with living while we 
can,

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And not play dumb,

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Death’s gonna come!
        F#              B
When it does, screw the nerves!
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I’ll be eating hor d'oeuvres!
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It’s the roll of the dice and no 
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crime!

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You gotta die sometime.

[What About Love (The Color Purple)]
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Is that me, who’s floating away?
       Dm                   D#maj7
Lifted up to the clouds by a kiss!
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Never felt nothin’ like this.
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I want you to be,
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A story for me,
     D#maj7           F
That I can believe in forever!

[Changing My Major (Fun Home)]
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I’m writing a thesis on Joan!
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It’s a cutting edge field, and my 
mind is blown!
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I would gladly stay up every night 
to hone
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My compulsory skills with Joan.
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I will study my way down her spine,
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Familiarize myself with her 
well-made outline,

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While she researches mine!

[If You Were Gay (Avenue Q)]
            A
If you were gay,
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That’d be okay,
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I mean, ‘cause hey, I’d like you 
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anyway!

[Land of Lola (Kinky Boots)]
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Leave expectations at the door,
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Just let your mind explore,
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My cinematic flair,
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From my boot to derrière,
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I've got a lacy silken feel,
     Am
With arms as hard as steel,
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I am freedom, I'm constriction,
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A potpourri of contradiction!

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[Work of Art (Everybody’s Talking 
About Jamie)]
        Am
Work of art, work of art,
         Am
You're a perfect work of art!
     F
Mona Lisa,

This is she, sir,
       E7
With a smile to melt your heart!
        Am
Work of art, work of art!
         Am
You're a perfect work of art!
     F
Like Picasso,
F
So kick ass, oh,

[Land of Lola (Kinky Boots)]
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I’m gonna treat you right!
          Am
So here I am!
Am
Shazam,
Am
Here I am,
Am
Yes, ma’am,
    D  F
I’m Lola,
            Am
And you see, ooh wee,
       Am
That sweet Ebony,
     D F
I am Lola,
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Lola!
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I am what I am!