E     - 4442
Em    - 4432
Cm    - 5333
A#dim - 3101

[And You Don’t Even Know It (Everybody’s Talking About Jamie)]
          G
There’s a clock on the wall,
                    G7
And it’s moving too slow.
         C                                 G
It’s got hours to kill and a lifetime to go.
        G                                      G7
And I’m holding my breath ‘til I hear the last bell,
         C                       G
Then I’m comin’ out hard and I’m givin’ them hell.

A|-8\4-|
E|-8\4-|
C|-8\4-|
G|-8\4-|

C                                 Em
I've got the dreams, I've got the style,
                               G
I've got the moves to make you smile,

So kiss my ass goodbye,
(muted strumming)
‘Cause I'm gonna be the one!
C                         Em
I'm on my way, I won't be turned,
                          G
Your stupid lessons, I've unlearned,

And I am going to fly.
    A7                     Cmadd9
And I'm gonna kiss the sun!

  Gm
A|-1---1--3-----|
E|-3---3--3---3-|
C|-2---2--2-----|
G|---0------0---| F#

[Ring of Keys (Fun Home)]
         B
And your swagger!
         F#
And your bearing!
          G#m7                           F#
And those just-right clothes that you’re wearing!
     B
Your short hair,
         F#
And your dungarees!
         G#m7
And your lace-up boots!
         A     E
And your keys, oh,
     A       C#7
Your ring of keys,

[You Gotta Die Sometime (Falsettos)]

  Ebm
A|---1-1---1-1---1-1---|
E|---2-2---2-2---2-2---|
C|-------3-----------3-|
G|-3-----------3-------|

  Ebm
A|---1-1---1-1-|
E|---2-2---2-2-|
C|-------3-----|
G|-3-----------|
Okay,

B                       A#
When the doctor started using phrases like,

  Ebm
A|---1-1---1-1-|
E|---2-2---2-2-|
C|-------3-----|
G|-3-----------|
“You’ll pass away,”

E            A#
What could I say?

  E
A|---2-2---2-2---2-2---|
E|---4-4---4-4---4-4---|
C|-4-----------4-------|
G|-------4-----------4-|
Doctor, in plain English,

N.C.
Tell me, why was I chosen, why me of all men?

  E
A|---2-2---2-2---2-2---|
E|---4-4---4-4---4-4---|
C|-4-----------4-------|
G|-------4-----------4-|
Doctor, here’s the good part:

N.C.
At least death means I’ll never be scared about dying again.

  Ebm
A|---1-1---1-1-|
E|---2-2---2-2-|
C|-3-----------|
G|-------3-----|

B                 A#
Let’s get on with living while we can,

  Ebm
A|---1-1---1-1-|
E|---2-2---2-2-|
C|-3-----------|
G|-------3-----|
And not play dumb,

E             A#
Death’s gonna come!
        F#              B
When it does, screw the nerves!
        C#7        F#
I’ll be eating hor d'oeuvres!
         B           F#          Bb7
It’s the roll of the dice and no crime!

  Ebm
A|---1-1---1-1---1-1---|
E|---2-2---2-2---2-2---|
C|-3-----------3-------|
G|-------3-----------3-|
You gotta die sometime.

[What About Love (The Color Purple)]
A#maj7
Is that me, who’s floating away?
       Dm                   D#maj7
Lifted up to the clouds by a kiss!
A#maj7             Cm
Never felt nothin’ like this.
  Cm
I want you to be,
  A#
A story for me,
     D#maj7           F
That I can believe in forever!

[Changing My Major (Fun Home)]

A|---1-1---1-1---2-2---2-2-|
E|---0-0---0-0---2-2---2-2-|
C|-------1-----------3-----|
G|-3-----------4-----------|
I’m writing a thesis on Joan!

A|---1-1---1-1---2-2---2-2-|
E|---0-0---0-0---2-2---2-2-|
C|-------1-----------3-----|
G|-3-----------4-----------|
It’s a cutting edge field, and my mind is blown!

A|---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1-|
E|---0-0---0-0---4-4---4-4-|
C|-------1-----------3-----|
G|-3-----------4-----------|
I would gladly stay up every night to hone

A|---1-1---1-1---2-2---2-2-|
E|---0-0---0-0---2-2---2-2-|
C|-------1-----------3-----|
G|-3-----------4-----------|
My compulsory skills with Joan.

A|---1-1---1-1---2-2---2-2-|
E|---0-0---0-0---2-2---2-2-|
C|-------1-----------3-----|
G|-3-----------4-----------|
I will study my way down her spine,

A|---4-4---4-4-|
E|---3-3---3-3-|
C|-------3-----|
G|-3-----------| G#
Familiarize myself with her well-made outline,

E                    A#dim
While she researches mine!

[If You Were Gay (Avenue Q)]
            A
If you were gay,
          A#dim
That’d be okay,
               Bm E7             A A Ddim7
I mean, ‘cause hey, I’d like you anyway!

[Land of Lola (Kinky Boots)]
      Am
Leave expectations at the door,
     Am
Just let your mind explore,
   F
My cinematic flair,
        E7
From my boot to derrière,
           Am
I've got a lacy silken feel,
     Am
With arms as hard as steel,
     F
I am freedom, I'm constriction,
  E7
A potpourri of contradiction!

A|-8\4-|
E|-8\4-|
C|-8\4-|
G|-8\4-|

[Work of Art (Everybody’s Talking About Jamie)]
        Am
Work of art, work of art,
         Am
You're a perfect work of art!
     F
Mona Lisa,

This is she, sir,
       E7
With a smile to melt your heart!
        Am
Work of art, work of art!
         Am
You're a perfect work of art!
     F
Like Picasso,
F
So kick ass, oh,

[Land of Lola (Kinky Boots)]
    E7  N.C.
I’m gonna treat you right!
          Am
So here I am!
Am
Shazam,
Am
Here I am,
Am
Yes, ma’am,
    D  F
I’m Lola,
            Am
And you see, ooh wee,
       Am
That sweet Ebony,
     D F
I am Lola,
E7 A A7 D
Lola!
  F  G7        A
I am what I am!