The Pitiful Children

C#m                              
You were always quite the loser, 
F#m
Jeremy
       B               E
Then I invaded and you upgraded
G#7*    C#m
Badababa woah
F#m                      B
Jeremy, it's true that I found you
            E
But look around you
G#   C#m
Woah

B                        
All your peers are just so 
         A
incomple-e-ete
B                                 
You can't see it, but they're all 
     C#
in pa-a-ain
      F#m               
Their operating system's 
     B
obsole-e-ete
              F#m
So let's complete the chains
       G#
And get inside those brains

[Chorus]
             C#m               
Let's save the pitiful children, 
F#m G#
woah
            C#m                 
Let's save the pitiful children, 
D   A
woah
            C#m                  
Let's teach the pitiful children, 
     C#m7          C#m6
who just haven't a clue
F#m6
Just what to do
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G#
He-elp them to he-e-elp you

C#m E    Gb    F#m6  G#7sus4 G#7
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Verse]
C#m                             
Can you see the vision clearly, 
F#m
Jeremy?
      B             E
Users embracing and interfacing
G#7
beepbobobbo
B                         
Shiny, happy people singing 
      A
swee-e-etly (yeah)
B                     C#
Gone is human error a-and fear (beeb
 bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo 
beep)
F#m                      
Every issue tucked away so 
   B
ne-e-eatly
       F#m
If you feel their silent tears
               G#
Yes, turn that knob and switch that 
gear

[Chorus]
          C#m                   
Let's save the pitiful children,
F#m G#
 yeah
          C#m                   
Let's save the pitiful children, 
 D     A
yeah yeah yeah ye-yeah yeah
           C#m                   
Let's teach the pitiful children, 
      C#m7          C#m6
who just haven't a clue
  F#m6
Just what to do
                G#
He-elp them and soon this will be 
you
   C#m                   F#m G#
Let's save the pitiful children, rab
 beep beep bope
          C#m                    D
Let's save the pitiful children, 
     A
re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo
           C#m                   
Let's teach the pitiful children, 
      C#m7          C#m6
who just haven't a clue

[Other]
  F#m6
That's what we do
   G#sus4
If that's what we do
     A        C#7  F#m      D   
Then everything about us is 
       A
going to be wonderful
E                    D      E7
We love everything about Squips
A        C#7  F#m      D        
Everything about us is going to be 
   A
so alive
E                    D      E7
We could never live without Squips
    D                   F#m   E
You won't feel left out or unsure
    D                F#m  E7
Not pitiful children anymore
'Cause
A        C#7  F#m      D        
Everything about us is going to be 
   A
cool
Dm      Dm6   A
When... we... rule