Shave Em Dry

      C                            
I got nipples on my titties, big as
     C
 the end of my thumb,
      C                            
I got somethin' between my legs'll 
       C
make a dead man come,
          F             F          
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em 
C   C
dry? Now, draw it out!
            G              F      
Want you to grind me baby, grind 
          C   C
me until I cry.

[Verse 2]
      C                            
Say I fucked all night, and all the
 C
 night before baby,
      C                       C
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck 
some more,
                    F             
Oh great God daddy, grind me honey
F             C   C
 and shave me dry,
             G                   F
And when you hear me holler baby, 
                     C   C
want you to shave it dry.

[Verse 3]
      C                            
I got nipples on my titties, big as
     C
 the end of my thumb,
          C                      C
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em
 you want,
            F             F       
and you can make 'em come, Oh, 
            C    C
daddy shave me dry,
         G                        
And I'll give you somethin' baby, 
F                    C   C
swear it'll make you cry.

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[Verse 4]
         C                         
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and
         C
 let you oil my springs,
              C                    
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til 
    C
the bell do ring,
F        F                      
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em 
C   C
dry,
   G                            
Oh great God daddy, if you can't 
 F                        C    C
shave 'em baby won't you try?

[Verse 5]
       C                           
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that 
      C
would take me to heaven,
       C                           
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till 
    C
the clock strike eleven,
F         F               C   C
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
        G              F       
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd 
           C   C
make you cry.

[Verse 6]
         C                     C
Now your nuts hang down like a damn 
bell sapper,
         C                    
And your dick stands up like a 
 C
steeple,
            F                   
Your goddam ass-hole stands open 
        F
like a church door,
        C                   C
And the crabs walks in like people.
        G F C C G     F       
Ow, shit!        Ooh! Baby, 
                  C    C
won't you shave 'em dry?

[Verse 7]
      C                 C
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
      C                 C
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
           F                   F
Reason you see this whore, fat like 
I am,
      C                   C
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.
G     F              C C
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry.

[Verse 8]
   C                               
My back is made of whalebone, and 
  C
my cock is made of brass,
       C                           
And my fuckin' is made for workin' 
C
men's two dollars,
      G   G                 C   C
Great God, round to kiss my ass,
    G           F          C    C
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry.