Girls On Trampolines

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number where he's at
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They let the phone ring, till Party Guy picks it up and says
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"Behind Burger King", Hooh!
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Should they make another run, their fake says their 21
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They're not sure they got enough, should they go buy more stuff
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He says, "Forget about the stuff, they've got more than enough
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They thought of everything", he says

[Chorus]
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They've got more beer than he's ever seen
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And they've got girls on trampolines
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They've tapped ten kegs since Nine Fifteen
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And they've got girls on trampolines

[Verse 2]
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Quoth the Party Guy, he doesn't ever lie
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It sounds like their scene, but they don't have a ride
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So they call Ride Guy who comes by and with a sigh he lets them in his ride (Okay!)
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And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive
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When he asks about the stuff and about the thing
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But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy and tells Ride Guy that Party Guy
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Said it's party-time behind Burger King, he says,

[Chorus]
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They've got more beer than he's ever seen
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And they've got girls on trampolines
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They've tapped ten kegs since Nine Fifteen
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And they've got girls on trampolines

[Instrumental Interlude]
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[Bridge]
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But Nice Guy's talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green
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And he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guy's ride hits a tree
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Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds
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At the feet of Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three

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And Officer One says, "Looky here, son
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I hate speeding E P's who have seeds and hit trees,"
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One and two wanted to beat 'em and kill 'em and eat 'em
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But they deferred to Officer Three who said,

[Outro Chorus]
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"I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King
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And I hear there's girls on trampolines
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The tree looks fine and the driver's clean
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Just give them girls on trampolines"
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God bless the wisdom of Officer Three
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Just give them girls on trampolines!