(People speaking Japanese)
(Hello)
(Goodbye)
(I have no peace of mind)

I'm sick of the hum-drumming white breaded meat
It grill-marks my brain with its hamburger beat
Give me Mt. Fuji and papier-máchê
Just an ocean away

Let's go to Japan
I'm not joking this time
So go get your bags packed
We'll be just fine
We'll both wear kimonos
No shoes on our feet
Just take my hand
Japan it with me

It's an archipelago, exotic and pure
Of ancient enchantments, so says the brochure
I need a place where there's no room to grow
Watch out Tokyo, I'm comin'

Let's go to Japan
I'm not joking this time
So go get your bags packed
We'll be just fine
We'll both wear kimonos
No shoes on our feet
Just take my hand
Japan it with me

Don't mis-quote me
I'm not disowning my country
We'll come back one day (U! S! A!)

But with those Geisha teasing
That emperor could keep me all sake-bombed
With you singing karaoke, IN OSAKA!
ROCK!

Let's go to Japan
I'm not joking this time
So go get your bags packed
We'll be just fine
We'll both wear kimonos
No shoes on our feet
Just take my hand
Japan it with me

Oh oh oh oh oh
Japan it with me

Oh oh oh oh oh
Japan it with
me.