Scotty Doesn't Know

[First Part]

G               A
Scotty doesn't know
                C
That Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday
G                       A
She tells him she's in church
                C
But she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees, and

[Chorus]

               G     B
Scotty doesn't know, oh
               C
Scotty doesn't know-oh
               G
So don't tell Scotty!
               B
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know
A
So DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

[Second Part]

G      A             C
Fiona says shes out shopping
G               A               C
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

[Chorus]

                    G
Cuz Scotty doesn't know
               B
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know
               G
So don't tell Scotty
               B        C
Scotty doesn't knoooooow
A
Don't TELL SCOTTY!

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[Third Part]

G           A            C
I can't believe he's so trusting
G           A              C
While I'm right behind you thrusting
G               A
Fiona's got him on the phone
C
And she's trying not to moan
G                A
It's a three way call
             C
And he knows nothing

[Chorus]

               G
Scotty doesn't know
               B
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty
                   G
Cuz Scotty doesn't know
                B    C
Scotty doesn't know
A              G
So DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

[Fourth Part]

               B                    C
We'll put on a show, everyone will go

Scotty doesn't know
               G
Scotty doesn't know
               B         C  A
Scotty doesn't knoooooow

B                  C
The, parking lot, why not?
A            C
It's so cool when you're on top
B                C
His front lawn, in the snow
A                 C
Laughing so hard, cuz

Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

( G  A  C )

G         A       C
I did her on his birthday

[Chorus]

               G
Scotty doesn't know
               B
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know
            G
Don't tell Scotty
               B         C
Scotty doesn't knoooooow

[Ending]

            G
Scotty will know
              B
Scotty has to know
               C
Scotty's gotta know

Gonna tell Scotty
               G
Gonna tell him myself
              B
Scotty has to know
              C
Scotty has to know

Scotty has to

Scotty has to
              G
Scotty has to go!
               B
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know
               G
Scotty doesn't know