I'm an alley cat
Skulking in the black
Trying to steal a kiss
Or three

Thought he was cute
In his pin-striped suit
And I was on the desk at Sotheby's

In taxi cabs and golf courses
Couldn't be dragged by wild horses

Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books

Crucifix above my bed
It hasn't melted yet
It's just a little wonky

Do you speak French?
I've died a hundred little deaths
Still, I'm a sparkly-eyed zombie

I swear I'm alright
More than okay
My mind's been warped in some wonderful ways

Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books
In the bad books

I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the Playboy Mansion
I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the Playboy Mansion

Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the

Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
I won't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books
In the bad books
In the bad, bad, bad, bad books