They Called Me John Appleseed

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It comes in waves of sleep, of 
youth, of grace
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And overlapping thoughts
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The curse of being slightly 
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overjoyed by lack of quality work

[Chorus]
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Genetic disposition to cardiac 
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arrest
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A self indulging failed magician act
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They called me John Appleseed
Continues after the ad
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Can’t seem to put on hold my 
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brand new magic trick

[Verse]
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The inner side of a duffel bag
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And a picture of L.A
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A microphone on a steadicam
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Electric marching band

[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
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One of the many people to crawl 
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inside my head
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Was an alchemist, 
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self-proclaimed millionaire
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She called me John Malkovich
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Not a surprising end for an 
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elevator pitch