Why Dont We All Just Get Stoned

     D
You can't even look at the TV these 
days,
Without getting scared half to 
  A
death.
      A
The eyewitness news leaves you used 
and abused,
And I find myself gasping for 
  D
breath.
          D
There's strikes and inflation,
     D
And strife between nations,
                             G
The world's in a hell of a mess.
     G
No matter who's hurting,
         D
There's one thing for certain,
     A                          D
The whole world will blame the US.


[Chorus]
A
Oooooohhh
 D
Why don't we all just get stoned,
      G                         
Get drunk and sing beer-drinking 
   D
songs.
           G
Between Brezhnev and Begin,
   D
Khomeini and Reagan,
    A                        
We might as well all just get 
    G       D
stoned.


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[Verse 2]
      D
The Russians don't like us, and we 
don't like them.
                        A
The Israelis hate the Arabs.
  A
Iran and Iraq are on each other's 
back,
And El Salvador's still up for 
  D
grabs.
   D
I wish they'd take Idi Amin and 
Khomeini
                            G
And Khadafi and all of the rest,
        G
Tie 'em all up to a chair,
              D
And make 'em stare at Yasser Arafat,
          A                      
‘Til he uglies the whole bunch to 
   D
death.


[Chorus]
A
Oooooohhh
 D
Why don't we all just get stoned,
      G                         
Get drunk and sing beer-drinking 
   D
songs.
           G
Between Brezhnev and Begin,
   D
Khomeini and Reagan,
    A                        
We might as well all just get 
    G       D
stoned.

E
What about cleaning up our own 
backyard?


[Verse 3]
         E
There's mass unemployment, and crime
 in the streets,
                          B
Inflation gets worse everyday,
         B
If the commies don't take us, 
Reagonomics wll break us
                             E
We ain't got a chance either way
       E
But Americans are rumored to have a 
good sense of humor
We can laugh when we're put to the 
 A
test
           A                       
And if we all stick together, ain't
     E
 a storm we can't weather
       Bb                       
We'll ride this one out like the 
  E
rest


[Chorus]
B
Oooooohhhhhh
 E
Why don't we all just get stoned,
     A                          
Get drunk and sing beer-drinking 
   E
songs.
          A
Between Brezhnev and Begin,
   E
Khomeini and Reagan,
    B                        
We might as well all just get 
   E
stoned.

A                E
Ohhh ohhh ohhh stoned