Lets Eat

Bb D G C F


[Verse 1]

Bb
I woke up, threw some sweat pants on
      D                            
Then I fed my cat and then I walked
                  G
 to the mini mart
                         C
And I really want a donut, shouldn't
 get a donut
           F                    
Bought a donut, fuck it man it's 
            Bb
really hard
                         D
Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be
 like Ryan
G
He lost thirty pounds on that paleo
C                  F
But fuck it man I love fried shit
Bb
I was gonna get skinny for the 
summer
D
I was gonna start doing my crunches
G
But looking down at my stomach
                 C                 
I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not 
      F
taking my shirt off in public
Bb
My girl shaped like a bottle of Coke
D
Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of nope
G
I'd like to order a hot dog, some 
bon bons
   C               F
A large soda, and some tacos to go


[Interlude]

Bb                              D
I never knew what a carbohydrate was
G                             C  
Turns out that it's all the 
   F      Bb
snacks I love


[Verse 2]

Bb                           D
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you 
know jacked man
With a really huge package
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G
I wanna be the 2015 Batman
C                   F
And send Ben Affleck packing
Bb                               
If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer 
D
Garner right
You don't deserve to have that
G
You better pass that to the homie 
Matt Damon
C                 F
He'd eat the booty like Pac Man


[Hook]

Bb
You know I feel good about this 
place
D
You know I feel good about this 
steak
G
You know I feel good about this 
shake
C                          F
You know I feel good about these 
plates
Bb
You know I feel good about this 
crepes
D
You know I feel good about this cake
G
You know I just love how it tastes
C                           F
I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping
 about my weight, no


[Verse 3]

Happy New Years
D                         G
Everybody got a resolution
                 C         F
But the next day, we forget about 
it, never do 'em
Bb                        
I went to the gym and got a 
       D
membership
     G                             
Five minutes on the treadmill and I
 C         F
 never lift
Bb                             
That was four years ago I should 
                 D
probably cancel this
         G                       
But they tell me I gotta do it in 
                             C  F
person, ain't that a bitch?
Bb
But tomorrow though, I'mma get fit
D
Get me a fuel band and a fit-bit
G
Get me some workout shoes, and a 
bench press
     C               F
Some Lulu Lemons and a french press
Bb
I'mma finally focus do some private 
yoga
D
Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide 
the donuts
G
Realign my posture, no time for 
sofas
    C              F
I'm finally sober, no lime Coronas
Bb
But again, that's tomorrow
D                                 
And today, man, I gotta go in 
  G
cause it's my last day
Before I lose that weight, I gotta 
    C        F
get one last plate and go big
Bb
I ate all night, Kool-Aid on ice
D
I woke up and I felt like shit
G
And I said, "You know what, man, 
fuck it
NC
I should probably start on Monday 
instead"
Motherfucker let's eat


[Hook]

Bb
You know I feel good about this 
place
D
You know I feel good about this 
steak
G
You know I feel good about this 
shake
C                          F
You know I feel good about these 
plates
Bb
You know I feel good about this 
crepes
D
You know I feel good about this cake
G
You know I just love how it tastes
C                           F
I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping
 about my weight, no