Heartbreak Honeymoon

                     Em
This song is for the boy who play me

Here's our breakup
B7
I never got to say
                 C
Here's all the things you gave me

While we were dating
 Am              B7
Alphabetically arranged

[Verse]

Em
A. is for all your half-assed 
apologies
B7
B. is for breaking up at my birthday
 party
 C                            
Couldn't I see that I would be 
                Am.        B7
catching you, cheating on me?
Em
D. is for drunk and dialing me to 
drive you home
B7
E. is for evidence I found on your 
phone so
C                                 
Fu*k you for making me feel like a
          Am  B7
 godd*mn fool

[Chorus]

C
Goodbye to the guy I knew
 B7
Hello heartbreak honeymoon
C
I'm more interested in me
 Am                      B7
Joke's on you and your jealousy

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[Instrumental]

Em  B7  C  Am  B7

[Verse]

                      Em
This song is for the boy who kissed 
me

I hope you're listening
 B7
Learn your ABC's
                    C
Never thought I'd catch you cheating

Gave me 26 reasons
         Am            B7
You're alphabetically deranged
 Em
K is for karma for kissing him in 
front of me
B7
L is for lying saying "I love you, 
I'd never leave"
 C                                 
You're mistaken if you think you 
                Am       B7
can manipulate me one more time
Em
N is naive to never notice your 
narcissism
B7
O is I'm moving on to optimism
 C                             
Played me like a puppet but I'm 
                  Am    B7
pulling out my strings

[Chorus]

C
Quit your crying you're quite a fool
B7
I'm restaring with someone new
      C
The story of us ends very woefully
Am                B7
Fu*k you and your xyz

[Instrumental]

Em  B7  C  Am  B7

[Bridge]

 Em
Sicko psycho now that I know
 B7
Gonna get revenge
 C
Liar light your bed on fire
 Am           B7
It's in my defense
 Em
Heartbreak mistakes fu*king insane
 B7
Bottled up my tears
 C
Heart ache betrayed aren't you 
afraid
Am              B7
My love is your fear

[Chorus]

   C
I hope you've learned your ABC's
   B7
Of all the things you did to me
  C
Learned to love myself from your 
deceit
Am              B7          Em
Happy ending to this sad story