Call Me The Bard

I used to lead
With my head as my feet
My heart used to be irrelevant

Yearning for more
A place in the score
My soundtrack would be excellent

How many tales will I tell
Til I go on my own adventure? (own adventure)
Strumming along
Just a bard with a song
So they all remember

So they all
So they all

I'm bored again
Guess I’ll pretend
I'm from distant magic land

How very hard
To be a bard
In San Tan Valley, Arizona

Romanticize my silly life
Khaki armor
Quest to Walmart

Someday I’ll die
But for now I'm alive
So hand me a pen
And call me the bard

(Louder!)
(Second verse!)

Lately I think
I’ve been stuck on the brink
Afraid to leave all that I know behind

Word spreading now
Of a bard, town to town
My music and I
Blooming here online

Orpheus sings for a Eurydice
Who is gone for good now (gone for good now)
What would I lose if I was in his shoes
If I turn around?

It’s a lonely path, isn’t it?
Of a bard with an itch
To do more than he knows how

More than he knows
More than he

I'm bored again
Guess I’ll pretend
I'm from distant magic land

How very hard
To be a bard
In San Tan Valley, Arizona

Romanticize my silly life
Khaki armor
Quest to Walmart

Someday I’ll die
But for now I'm alive
Send me on tour
And call me the bard

Places to be
And people to meet
Stories to tell
To the curious listener

Someday I’ll change
My name rearrange
And when I return
I may not know my face
But I’ll try to be brave
On the brink that I contemplate
Going beyond til the grave

Cause there’s always
Another quest waiting
To take me and make me
A little less wise
And a little more lost
Cause the more that I know
The more that I don’t
And I'm chasing it now
I'm leaving this town
I'm writing my findings
And not slowing down

I'm bored again
Guess I’ll pretend
I'm from distant magic land

How very hard
To be a bard
In San Tan Valley, Arizona

Romanticize my silly life
Khaki armor
Quest to Walmart

Someday I’ll die
But for now I'm alive

So call me the bard
Call me the bard
The bard

Call me the bard
Call me the bard
Call me the bard
Call me the bard (I'm bored again)

Call me the bard (call me the bard)
Call me the bard