Close Escape

A7

[Verse 1]
D          C             D      
That was a close escape, have to
                 C
 get a new hobby to relate.
A                 G        A    
Something less conspicuous, 
          G
won`t take up too much time,
G                  F          G 
Something less energetic, for 
               F
what I`ve got in mind.
  D
I won`t be too persistent `cos I`m 
not that way inclined.

D                       C   D   
See, that`s the one for me. Look
                  C
 under "Collins" see if she`s free.
A              G       A   G
Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683
G                          F     
"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not 
           G             F
know me. I`m in the undies Business,
 see?
D
Please please can you tell me the 
size; how far from the knee?"

[Chorus 1]
Cm Ab Adim Ab
(No Lyrics Here!)
Gm          Eb           Edim   
Oh dear dear, me luck is running
      Eb
 thin
Dm           Bb          Bdim   
I`ll take another name I might 
         Bb
have a win.
Gm
What? 2 more points? I hope no one 
fills it in.

[Verse 2]
D                       C  D    
See, that`s the one for me. Look
                 C
 under "Dickens" CFG.
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A                      G   A    
See if she`ll speak to me. 
              G
Hand`s get shakey, eye`s can`t see.
G                   F  G     F
Having trouble find 5p 2171983
    D
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know 
me, I`m in the undies Business, 
see?"

[Chorus 2]
Cm   Ab   Adim   Ab
(No Lyrics Here!)
Gm          Eb        Edim       
Feel more relaxed now here we go 
 Eb
again.
Dm      Bb              Bdim    
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard 
            Bb
most take me in.
Gm
Oh dear dear me, My luck is running 
thin.

[Middle 8]
   A                 F            
So please please can you tell me 
   Bb                 Bb      A
the textured fit feels good to me.
A            F     Bb            
In the naked mood, try to grin 
  Bb        A
and bear with me.
A                     Bb      F 
Please don`t think me rude, I 
              C
only hear don`t want to see.

[Instrumental]
D C D C
A G A G
G F G F
D

[Verse 3]
D                       C   D   
See, that`s the one for me. That
                C
 was quick, too quick for me.
A             G    A            
Of that I can see, wash me 
      G
laundry oh bugger me!
G                     F    G    
Sugar or milk with my tea? No I 
          F
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
D
What`s your hobby? Just the same as 
me, see you soon for tea.

[Chorus 3]
Cm   Ab  Adim  Ab
(No Lyrics Here!)
Gm           Eb                
I`ll give it one last chance I 
Edim              Eb
think you`ll all agree.
Dm          Bb            Bdim  
I`m getting no game here, on my 
      Bb
last 5p.
Gm
I`m sick of waiting for ages nothing
 interests me.

[Chorus 4]
     Cm           Ab           
I`ll ring another number, make 
Adim        Ab
sure it`s a she.
Gm          Eb         Edim     
Here we go again, I`ll give it 
     Eb
3rd degree.
Dm      Bb                  Bdim
No hard feelings oh yes I`m sure
             Bb
 you`ll all agree.
Gm
I`ll take another name I might have 
a win.

[Other]
D C D C
A G A G
G F G F
D
(Instrumental To Fade)