The Funny Song

Madonna

  • C
  • F
Continues after the ad
Key: 
Intro:

(I’m not sure that the guy that 
plays guitar is holding his finger 
on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like 
it)

E|-------|----------------------
B|-------|---1---1---1---1---1--
G|-------|---0---0---0---0---0--
D|-------|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-
A|---0-2-|-3-------3-------3----
E|-3-----|-----3-------3-------3
E|-
B|-
G|-
D|(
A|-
E|-
E|----------------------------------
B|1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-
G|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-
D|2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)
A|--3-------3-------3-------3-------
E|------3-------3-------3-------3---
--------| 
--1---1-| 
--0---0-| 
-(2)-(2)| 
3-------| 
----3---| 


          (This is played over and 
over when Madonna is talking)

Verse 1:


  C
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)-
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----
E|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 Went down to the local bar


  C
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)-
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----
E|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 To buy my daddy a big cigar


  F
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2--
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)-
A|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-------------------------------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---2-----2-----2-| 
D|--(3)-3-(3)---(3)| 
A|3-----------3----| 
E|-----------------| 


 When I got home he was dead


  C
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)-
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----
E|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:


  F                       C  
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0--
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)-
A|-------3-----------3-----3-----
E|-------------------------------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 Oh dear daddy         you’re not 
gonna see me grieve


E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----0-----0-----1--
G|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0--
D|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)-
A|-------3-----2-----------3-----
E|-------------------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 ‘Cause you brought out the worst in
 me


Continues after the ad
This is the part where they talk a 
little bit more from the stage, and 
the rest
of the instruments come in. I don’t 
know for how long this is played.

E|------------------------------
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1--
G|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0--
D|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-
A|-3-------3-------3-------3----
E|-----3-------3-------3-------3
E|-
B|-
G|-
D|(
A|-
E|-
E|----------------------------------| 
B|1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| 
G|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| 
D|2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)| 
A|--3-------3-------3-------3-------| 
E|------3-------3-------3-------3---| 



Verse 2:


  C
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)-
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----
E|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 When the funeral, it was through


  C
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)-
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----
E|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 I had myself a barbecue


  F
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2--
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)-
A|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-------------------------------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---2-----2-----2-| 
D|--(3)-3-(3)---(3)| 
A|3-----------3----| 
E|-----------------| 


 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good


  C
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)-
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----
E|-------3-----------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 I’d kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:


  F                       C  
E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0--
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)-
A|-------3-----------3-----3-----
E|-------------------------------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 Oh dear daddy         you’re not 
gonna see me sad


E|-------------------------------
B|----1-----1-----0-----0-----1--
G|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0--
D|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)-
A|-------3-----2-----------3-----
E|-------------------3-----------
E|-----------------| 
B|---1-----1-----1-| 
G|---0-----0-----0-| 
D|--(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|------3----------| 
E|3-----------3----| 


 ‘Cause everything you did was bad  
         Iiiihaaawwwww

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

 Went down to the local bar
 To buy my daddy a big cigar
 When I got home he was dead
 Somebody shot him in the head

 Chorus 1:

       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me 
grieve
       ‘Cause you brought out the 
worst in me

Verse 2:

 When the funeral, it was through
 I had myself a barbecue
 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
 I’d kill him myself if only I could

 Chorus 2:

       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me sad
       ‘Cause everything you did was
 bad
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