Avalanche

  Am  C   Bm  A#
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D|2---5---4---3---| 
A|0---3---2---1---| 
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[Verse]
Am                       C
I'd like to start off by thanking 
our sponsor
    Bm                           
For financing the parts for this 
A#
Frankenstein monster
Am                            C
Along with my partner who's a bro of
 few words
   Bm                         A#
We did this research for true nerds 
and two birds
Am
Piano
           C
Do a show, same time watch it
Bm                         A#
And guaranteed to give 'em more than
 just hock spit
Am                 C
MC extraordinaire, technique sort of
 rare
Bm                             A#
Caught a glare, sure to scare, 
                      Am
next week more to share
                      C            
From the most retarded-est artists 
                 Bm
this year and forever
                  A#               
Villain 'nem, the mean big brothers
         Am
 love ya
               C
Definitely felonies, telling me
  Bm              A#              
Treacherously MC, yelling B, set 
        Am
'em free
                    C
Let me see, that strategy's 
misleading
Bm                              
G's all in the freezer with the 
A#
batteries and Z-Rims
Am                  C
He, him stalked the concrete with 
bunion
    Bm                         A#
And won't hurt corns when it's on 
like the stun gun
Am       C
*tsssst* Not so shocking
Bm                       A#      
Funyun faced rappers eat rocks, 
               Am
over beatboxing
       C
Debunk punks with a stock flow
Continúa después del anuncio
    Bm                       A#
And make it funky fresh with no 
socks for hocko
Am                         C
Madvillain been as high as Kathmandu
    Bm                           
And tilted to the side like that 
A#             Am
fat man's shoe
             C                  Bm
Look, not to give a mixed signal
                      A#           
The rap game got more toys than 
          Am
Kris Kringle
                   C
And he's fake, yer ears is not 
deceiving
 Bm                         A#    
I can't believe my eyeballs no 
                   Am
more than "Steveland"
           C
No wonder, OMFG
Bm                           A#  
Snuck him like an unexpected blow
              Am
 from a lefty
           C
Caught me, almost shot a eye out
Bm                     A#
Felt good though, even with the 
cotton dry mouth
Am
Time out
C
Okay, time back in
Bm                        A#
Never seen a living human being with
 black skin
Am                       C
What's crackin'? Besides smoking 
trees and wheezing
     Bm                       A#
With no reason working like a broken
 tetrahedron
Am                  C
We get paid and get even
         Bm                       
Building, still get mad when it's 
A#                  Am
time to get v-vanim
                 C
They thought the Don had gone silent
Bm                           
Since deep in his studies he's 
     A#                 Am
accepted non-violence
               C
Don't make him have to skip some 
classes
    Bm                    A#
And open up an old can of whoop-ass 
with the fastness
Am                         C
Cut the raw with melatonin put a 
little more in
Bm                            A#
Strip club full of whores and grown 
men snoring
Am                       C
Keep the block sown like Thread and 
Bobbin Bonus
    Bm                             
And make sure the seeds know they'd
 A#
 never ever own this
Am                   C
Beat a dead pony and sell the corpse
 for glue
Bm                       A#
Get a portion off the proceeds for 
the shoe
Am                          C
No need to bleed if there’s no big 
to do
Bm                       A#      
Flew a fly flow with the speed of
           Am
 Mr. Magoo
                C
Blew a wad on a platinum card debit
Bm                      A#
Come back broke as hell ask the god 
for credit
Am
Dead it
                   C
The mask is like a hand crafted 
ghillie suit
Bm                       A#      
Only if the ladies could see him 
                            Am
they’d say he's really cute
     C
Hmm, thanks in advance
Bm                   A#
Don’t try to be cool now had ya 
chance
Am
Avalanche
           C
Rappers is Bagger Vance acting
    Bm                            
Who need to fix they pants or get 
A#                    Am
smacked by the Mac 10
      C
Or 11, or both
Bm                  A#
Find Jesus, see the reverend take 
the oath
   Am                          CS
He moves his huge hands in the dark 
like fate
Bm                      A#
Waitin' for the date to drop the 
tape like bait