Help Myself

 G
I diagnose myself with the internet
 F
Minor aches and pains, death is imminent
 C
I think this twitch in my eye might be permanent

You got a cure for it? I need a cure for it
 G
I buy self-help books and call it therapy
 F
Found a quote that calm your anxiety
 C
If you can find the time, read it back to me

Might be what I need, might be the one I need


[Bridge 1]
 G
You should try a hypnotist
 F
See a guru
 C
Gotta do this new cleanse
 D
That shit's voodoo


[Chorus]
 G                           F
Maybe we're all just out of minds
                   C
One step away from fine and dandy

Pills and candy

Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
 G                              F
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
                         C
Despite what the experts said

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I'm only here to help
 Bb          C        (G)
I just can't help myself


[Verse 2]
 G
My kryptonite is comparison
 F
But I take it every day like it's medicine
 C
I wash it all down with the state I'm in

To keep it genuine, what's that again


[Bridge 2]
 G
Journaling every day
 F
And meditating
 C
I've been waiting
 D
Why am I not levitating


[Chorus]
 G                           F
Maybe we're all just out of minds
                   C
One step away from fine and dandy

Pills and candy

Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
 G                              F
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
                         C
Despite what the experts said

I'm only here to help
 Bb          C        (G)
I just can't help myself


[Instrumental]
G C F C


[Bridge 3]
 G
No secret
 F
Not a breakthrough
 C
Sometime's life's hard
 D*
That's all good too


[Chorus]
 G                           F
Maybe we're all just out of minds
                   C
One step away from fine and dandy

Pills and candy

Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
 G                              F
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
                         C
Despite what the experts said

I'm only here to help
 Bb          C        (G)
I just can't help myself


[Other]
G C F C
G C F C
G C F C
C G*