Andrew In Drag

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A pity she does not exist
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A shame he's not a fag
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The only girl I ever loved was
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Andrew in drag

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There is no hope of love for me
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From here on I'll go stag
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The only girl I'll ever love is
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Andrew in drag

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Yeah

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I don't know why I even went
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It's really not my bag
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Just thought it might be funny to 
see
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Andrew in drag

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The moment he walked on the stage
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My tail began to wag
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Wag like a little wiener dog for
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Andrew in drag

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Yeah

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I've always been a ladies' man
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And I don't have to brag
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But I'd become a momma's boy for
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Andrew in drag

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I'd sign away my trust fund
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I would even sell the jag
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If I could spend my misspent youth 
with
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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

Yeah

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So stick him in a dress and
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He's the only boy I'd shag
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The only boy I'd anything is
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Andrew in drag

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I'll never see that girl again
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He did it as a gag

I'll pine away forevermore for

Andrew in drag