E [Verse] Asus2 E Do you have a favorite bar? B We can play pool with strangers, E A Maybe wear some lipstick and not be in danger B E of getting beat up in the men's room. [Verse] Asus2 E Do you have a favorite bar? G The bartender's German A He only understands the names of liquors in the German language B E Doesn't watch the TV because it's over his head A But he was in the olympics, you can ask him. [Verse] Asus2 E Do you have a favorite bar? B Where you can drink yourself under the table A E And they know you're there so they won't lock you in D A They don't take all your money when you're completely insensible C G They leave you your dignity D E You can play the 5th Dimension on the jukebox