My Stupid Boyfriend

B


[Verse 1]

E         B               E     
My stupid boyfriend can't find 
       B          F#
his own house on a map
E         B           
My stupid girlfriend can 
    E       B          F#
make any question a trap
E         B               E     
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy 
    B          F#
to pick up his room
E         B                  E  
My stupid girlfriend fills each 
          B         F#
day with impending doom



[Chorus 1]

       E                      G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden 
end
     E               F#
Then you could be my stupid
   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend



[Verse 2]

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E         B               E     
My stupid girlfriend thinks sex 
       B          F#
is some kind of sin
E         B               E     
My stupid boyfriend drinks only 
       B          F#
the stinkiest gin
E         B               E     
My stupid girlfriend just 
       B          F#
mumbles in her private code
E         B               E     
My stupid boyfriend takes any 
       B          F#
excuse to explode



[Chorus 2]

         E                   
Oh, if only they'd follow the 
   G#m
overdose trend
     E               F#
Then you could be my stupid
   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend



[Verse 3]

E         B                 E   
My stupid girlfriend takes hours
     B           F#
 to make up her mind
E         B               E      
My stupid boyfriend is always one
  B         F#
 sentence behind
E         B               E      
My stupid boyfriend loves nobody 
  B         F#
more than himself
E         B                E    
My stupid girlfriend's in love 
         B         F#
with her pet magic elk



[Chorus 3]

          E                G#m
We don't even like them so why 
pretend
      E               F#
When you could be my stupid
   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend



[Chorus 1]

        E                     G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden 
end
      E               F#
Then you could be my stupid
    B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend