The Biggest Tits In History

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[Verse 1]
             E       G       A    C
She's got the biggist tits in history
    D        A         E
she loves to show them round
       E      G        A     C
the're bigger than her chickadees
     D          A      E
they each weigh half a pound

             E       G       A    C
She told me she's got four of them
    D         A    E
but I've seen only three
    E           G         A        C       D       A    E
and those where I'm quite sure the biggist tits in history

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     E       G          A       C
Your average tit weighs half an ounce
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     D        A         E
that's if you feed 'em  well
    E        G       A          C     D    A         E
But shes got ways to make tits bouncy baby boys from hell

    E       G    A  C
She majored in biology
    D           A     E
She knows whereof she speaks
    E        G        A     C        D       A      E
You know her tits are happy by their smiling little beaks

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[Bridge]

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[Verse 2]

      E       G       A     C
She's working for the government
      D        A        E
she's breeding them for clones
   E        G      A     C         D   A       E
to use them on the battlefield for intecepting drones

    E      G       A         C
Her mother did the same work
         D           A      E
it's all through her family tree
    E         G      A       C
and thats why Lola's got the biggest
D       A    E
tits in history
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tits in history
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tits in history