Hey Spudman
Malachi Crunch
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It's spud
Makes a drug deal
Tio's
Makes another meal
You may have noticed that he always hangs around
He can't relax you know he's always tightly wound
Euchre
Play another game
Puker
Showing no shame
He's a drug gourmet of the first degree
Enchiladas that are laced with LSD
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Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Make my taco but don't talk to me
spudtalk
Bus ride
Sat behind me
I died
Couldn't get free
He talked for hours about his latest trip
I swear it felt like a verbal pistol whip
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Please don't talk to me
Make my taco but don't talk to me
Hey spudman spudtalk
Hey spudman spudtalk
Hey spudman spudtalk