Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon
Staring up above at the bright full moon
I love when everybody else is scared
It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care
I'm gonna take advantage of the darkest night
And I'm not sorry if I give you all a little fright
Step out of your comfort zone and take a walk with me
Or would you rather be all alone?

There's a chill in the air
There's a sense of mystery
And it's pervading everywhere
There is only one night
When we can show our inner monsters
And we shine so bright

And it has never been fair
That the world is so cruel
But we're not allowed to care
So let's pretend that we're dead
And I'll show you all the monsters
That are living in my head

Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon
Staring up above at the bright full moon
I love when everybody else is scared
It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care
I'm gonna take advantage of the darkest night
And I'm not sorry if I give you all a little fright
Step out of your comfort zone and take a walk with me
Or would you rather be all alone?

Now, boys and girls, let me tell you all a story
But I'll warn you in advance that it gets a little gory
'Cuz the zombies are relentless
And there's no way to prevent this
And the witches don't care
They ensnare with no repentance
Vampires draw the ire of the living
And you'll maybe live forever
But the bite is an endeavor
That I'd rather not endure
So I'll try to stay pure
Just swat the mosquitoes
Don't invite them in the front door!

Werewolves will howl and chase
But they just want a taste
Your fear's delicious, it's a vicious thing to waste
The time is right
The night is falling
Fog is rolling in
Anything that feels this good
Must be a sin!

Don't tell me that Halloween is coming too soon
Staring up above at the bright full moon
I love when everybody else is scared
It's a mean streak of mine, but I really don't care!