Uncle Chato's Garden

Party tommorrow and I'm getting all excited
Everyone in my Barrio's invited
All the hienas will be looking fine
And cervezas will be flowin'

My abuelita has been cooking for a week straight
Home-made tamales will be pilin' on our plate
Cousin Hector's always first in line
Cause he's such a big panzone

My homeboy Rudy, he just got out of the pen
Swears to the Virgin he ain't comin' back again
The P.O gave him rules that you know were made to bend
Now he'll be doing 5 to 10

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Come out ese
Come out ese
Come out ese
And we will celebrate Cinco de Mayo in my Uncle Chato's...

When the sun goes down the party will be pumpin'
Food is blazing and the stereo's jumpin'
Take a drink
Cause it's free red wine
And pick a fight with my old lady

And I wish I had a Malibu (?) ride
Lowered to the ground with the leopard skin inside
A picture of the Virgin Mary to keep us all alive
And we can cruise the Barrio with pride!

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And I hope there's nothing wrong out there
I think I see some chavalas from a rival crew
(What's a Vato to do?)

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Yay..
Pour more cerveza..
Look at Spire he's always passed out.
Jack his wallet!