Intro:
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Main Theme:
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Part I - without distortion: (Well there's no charge for the haircut...)
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Repeat Main Theme (Now I'm a ranger, not a stranger...).

Bridge: (But if they tell you that I've lost my mind...)
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(About the time this letter gets home, I'll be gone, gone, yeah gone)
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