Stripper Vicar

Eb
Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write 
this letter
C
In the hope that you will soon be 
feeling better
Eb
I've a feeling you should go and see
 a doctor
C
If you haven't then you know you 
really oughta
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I was worried so I went to see the
             F
 vicar but before I could confess
F
He did confess to be a stripper
Eb                                
Dear Mavis it was very strange to 
         C
see him so I thought I'd write and 
ask for your opinion
Eb
Should I grass on him report him to 
the cardinal
C
Or whether I should egg him on to 
turn professional
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Ab
If I dob on him they'll call him 
plastic scouser
F
But the only thing the stripper 
vicar wears (is plastic trousers)
C   B    A    G            F   
Mavis' opinion is all we really
  C    C  B   A   G       F    
 seek Mavis' opinion is all we 
   G
really
C                            F   
Should we lie,  while he's still 
                  C              
alive  should we lie,  while he's 
   F
still alive
               G                 
Cos when the vicar strips he gets 
  F
away with it
Eb                                
Dear Mavis I thought I'd follow up
             C
 my letter drop a line about the 
fate of our poor vicar
Eb                                
Very tragically his time on earth 
            C
has ended found him hanging in his 
stockings and suspender
Ab                                
Dear Mavis if you tell us what 
                       F
your thoughts are and I hope they're
 not biased
F
(Cos you are the vicars daughter)
   B    A    G            F     
Mavis' opinion is all we really 
C    C  B   A   G       F       G
seek Mavis' opinion is all we really
C                            F   
Should we lie,  while he's still 
                  C              
alive  should we lie,  while he's 
   F
still alive

C
And we know him as our vicar and by 
night a part time stripper
F
And he's making wine from water 
while he dresses like his daughter
C
And we know that he's a rip off cos 
we've seen him with his kit off
F
C                            F   
Should we lie,  while he's still 
                  C              
alive  should we lie,  while he's 
   F
still alive
               G                 
Cos when the vicar strips he gets 
  F
away with it