Pop 101

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[Verse 1]
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Pop music 101
Some simple instructions
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For a good first impression
Now let’s start with verse one:
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A minor chord, tensions grow;
Fade in the bass like so;
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Now with momentum go “stop”
And bring the beat back
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It’s called Four-on-the-floor
A beat you can’t ignore
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I’ll bring sexy back once more 
[“yeah!”]
They’ll love that [“yeah!”] fo’ 
sho’!
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The chords are 1-4-6-4
Now I’m talkin familiar
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Harmony in thirds, not fourths
We'll take you into the pre-chorus

[Pre-Chorus]
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Real quick now, don’t you bore us
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Hurry up and get to the chorus!
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Dumbed down, they won’t ignore us

[Chorus]
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Get to the floor!
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And here’s some words you should 
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know:
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Like “DJ never let me go”
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Or "shots and then I’ll "lose 
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control"!
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Or “baby baby baby baby baby”

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How about one more last word like
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"Hey girl, we’ve only got tonight"?
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Some things just go together like:
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"higher", "desire" and "fire;" 
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"higher", "desire" and "fire"

[Verse 2]
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Guitar and strings like these
To sound like Black Eyed Peas
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This one’s a filtered swing
This one’s a matching key
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Hipster music on cassette
But you probably don’t know that yet
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808’s-… [“hey! ho!”] Hell yeah!
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Heartfelt pop anthems
From Mumford and his Sons
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Gang vocals here we come
Thinkin'
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“I…
Will…
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Always wait”
[wobble bass]

[Pre-Chorus]
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Real quick now, don’t you bore us
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Hurry up and get to the chorus!
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Dumbed down, they won’t ignore us

[Chorus]
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Get to the floor!
          Bm              A    
And here’s some words you should 
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know:
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Like “DJ never let me go”
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Or "shots and then I’ll "lose 
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control"!
           D            A
Or “baby baby baby baby baby”

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How about one more last word like
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"Hey girl, we’ve only got tonight"?
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Some things just go together like:
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"higher", "desire" and "fire;" 
    Bm           A
"higher", "desire" and "fire"

[Bridge]
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I can pitch shift my voice if I want
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I can pitch shift my voice if I want
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I can pitch shift my voice if I want
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I can make my voice low

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The bridge is
The part when
You bring in
A rapper friend. [“Sup?”]

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You simplify, you slow the beat
Abbreviate, feature to feat
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Quick now, fill in the gaps. 
[“Okay!!”]
Right up and down, eliminate that 
which you
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Really would rap an’
Give them a classic like 
“Get-get-get-get…”

[Chorus]
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Get to the floor! [CASH MONEY]
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And here’s some words you should 
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know:
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Like “DJ never let me go”
           Bm                
Or "shots and then I’ll "lose 
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control"!
           D            A
Or “baby baby baby baby baby”

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How about one more last word like
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"Hey girl, we’ve only got tonight"?
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Some things just go together like:
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"higher", "desire" and "fire;" 
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"higher", "desire" and "fire"
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Boots n cats n'
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Boots n cats n'
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(Joshua Ramsay)
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Boots n' cats n'
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Boots n' cats n'
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Boots n' cats
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And boots