Philosopher My Arse

[First Part]

     Ab
Your theories, your beliefs
                            D
And the way you preach for peace
               Ab G        Cm
It sounds like vomit to my ears
      Ab
Woah, daddy likes to teach
               Ab                
Counts for the muttered words you 
         D
like to speak
                   Ab  G        Cm
But it sounds like vomit to my ears

[Chorus]

Ab              Cm
Let me fall and kiss your feet
Ab                                
Everybody knows they're cleaner 
        Cm
than your lips
A            Cm
I'm not easy to defeat
  Ab                           
I know, I know when something's 
  Cm
amiss
  F                            
I know, I know when something's 
  Cm
amiss
  F                            
I know, I know when something's 
  Ab
amiss
             Cm   A°  Ab  Cm  Gm  F
Something's amiss

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[Second Part]

   Ab
Philosopher my ass
     Ab                          D
Your words leave your mouth pretty 
fast
                   Ab G        Cm
And it sounds like vomit to my ears
  Ab
I lie in the safety of your bed
           Ab                      
Whilst Bob Marley goes straight to 
     D
your head
            Ab                   G
How can you compare yourself to this
 man?
                  Cm
Your whole life's a scam

[Chorus]

   Ab              Cm
So let me fall and kiss your feet
Ab                                
Everybody knows they're cleaner 
        Cm
than your lips
A            Cm
I'm not easy to defeat
  Ab                           
I know, I know when something's 
  Cm
amiss
  F                            
I know, I know when something's 
  Cm
amiss
  F                            
I know, I know when something's 
  Ab
amiss
          Ab                   
I think I know when something's 
  Cm   A°  Ab  Cm  Gm  F
amiss

[Bridge]

F              Ab
  Don't, don't cheat me, don't you 
cheat me
          Ab                    F
Don't you think you can fucking lie 
to me, yeah

[Chorus]

       Ab               Cm
'Cause I won't fall and kiss your 
feet
Ab                                
Everybody knows they're cleaner 
        Cm
than your lips
A            Cm
I'm not easy to defeat
  Ab                           
I know, I know when something's 
  Cm
amiss
  F                            
I know, I know when something's 
 Cm
amiss
       F                        
Ooh, I know, I know, I know when 
              Ab
something's amiss
             Cm   A°  Ab
Something's amiss
Cm  Gm  F             Cm
        Something's amiss