Neither Did I

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[Verse 1]
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Boys, did you know a woman likes to 
take long walks
Wants you hangin’ on every word 
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while she talks
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‘Bout feelings and flowers and 
meanin’s of things
And how I’m flunkin’ all the quizzes
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 in her magazines
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Seems that drinkin’ here every 
Friday night
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Is an immature monumental waste of 
time
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Did you know she’s finally had 
enough of me
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And all of y’all are the reason why
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Neither did I


[Pre-Chorus]
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It’s all news to me I didn’t have a
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 clue
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Hey, pass me that beer help me 
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think this through


[Chorus]
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Boys, did you know if she kicks you 
out
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She can clean out your savings with 
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a click of the mouse
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Did you know there’s a room in the 
back of this bar
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With a couch where you can crash for
 the night
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Neither did I


[Break]
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[Verse 2]
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Boys, did you know a ceramic vase
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Can bounce off a wall and not even 
break
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And one of them plug it in kitchen 
knives
Can saw four fishin’ rods in the 
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blink of an eye
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And three short seconds in a 
microwave
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Make damn sure your Haggard CD never
 plays
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Did you know when a woman takes the 
stand in a dress
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Cut to there man, justice ain’t 
blind
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Neither did I


[Pre-Chorus]
                 G                 
It’s all news to me I didn’t have a
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 clue
                  G                
Hey, pass me that beer help me 
       A
think this through


[Chorus]
D
Boys, did you know if she kicks you 
out
She can clean out your savings with 
  A
a click of the mouse
        A
Did you know there’s a room in the 
back of this bar
       A
With a couch where you can crash for
 the night
            D
Neither did I


[Tag]
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Did you know there’s a room in the 
back of this bar
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With a couch where you can crash for
 the night
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When it’s quiet current runnin’ 
through neon gets to hummin’
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Like a honky-tonk lullaby
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Neither did I