Morrissey Falls In Love At First Sight

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Well, my heart skipped a beat when you walked into the room
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And in five seconds I was thinking bride and groom
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I was thinking bride and groom, thinking man and wife
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Never fell in love so fast in all of my life

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I know you’ll like my friends and you’ve got to meet my parents
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My dad is pretty funny and my mom looks like betty white
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I’ve got to have another drink to figure out
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A way to introduce myself to you tonight

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I’m lousy on the first night, better by the third
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I was raised catholic, in case you hadn’t heard
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But I ain’t the type of man who lives on dreams and wishes
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Or walks around the house breaking bread and blessing fishes

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If I sent a dozen roses just out of habit
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Would you press those flowers in a copy of Babbitt?
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I need another drink, I need a cigarette
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I ain’t giving up, I’m gonna get you yet

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I’ll give you the rights to my ten best songs
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If you want to talk, I can talk till dawn
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Right there I need a word that rhymes with urn
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I guess your name is the first thing I ought to learn

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I hope you’re a democrat, I hope you like the Red Sox
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Hope you like bourbon with a splash of water on the rocks
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Bourbon with a splash is the only drink I make
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But baby, I can learn, there’s a course I can take

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You might as well give up, I’m gonna make my move
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We can honeymoon in Paris, hang out at the Louvre
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We can winter in the city, summer up in Maine
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And all of this will happen, just as soon as I learn your name