Dont Crash The Ambulance

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[Verse 1]
Am                                 
   Don’t often open up this floor,  
E
  since I handed in my gun
E                             Am 
What all these keys are for,     
                            Am/G
now my tour of duty’s done
F             Am/E              
  You got to know the switches, 
Dm                 Dm/C
now you got your turn
Dm/B                     E       
Watch and learn, junior,     
              Am
watch and learn

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
     Am                            
Now you will get your trouble 
  E
spots,    here’s one from down 
voodoo way
E                      
Bragged he had me by the 
                  Am               
you-know-whats,    very funny, you 
           Am/G
don’t say
F                 Am/E    Dm    
The big enchilada,       
            Dm/C
stealing elections
Dm/B                    E
Had to go down there,       trash 
collection

[Bridge]
F                        E   
  Got his cojones on my desk in 
         Am                       
there,    made into a souvenir
Am/G

F                 E              
Set of cufflinks,  nice pair,    
     Am                            
the rest of him’s someplace up here
 Am/G

F              Am/E         Dm
Sometimes you got to put a shoulder 
to the door
 C                   E
Not so fast, junior,    listen to 
your Pa

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[Chorus]
F          Am/E            Dm
Here, son,     I’m handing over to 
you
 C                        G 
Don’t crash the ambulance,     
E                Am
whatever you do

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
  Am                           
What we have here’s a dung hole 
        E
place,    thought it was fly shit on
 the map
E                       Am       
Fat bastard, ugly face,     and 
                  Am/G
the personal crap
F                   Am/E         
You can’t move the barriers, You 
      Dm                Dm/C
can’t mess with oil and gas
Dm/B                          
Had to go down there,   stick a 
           E
couple,   aircraft carriers in his 
ass

[Bridge]
 F            E                   
Fancy dress,  medals chest,  it’s 
Am                           Am/G
all in here for all the gigs
 F          E                 Am 
Gas mask, bullet-proof vest,   
                  Am/G
all the usual rigs
F                        Am/E     
There’ll be things they missed,   
Dm                      Dm/C
  they didn’t mention
Dm/B                               
You’ve even got a whistle in there,
E                             Am
   for attracting attention

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[Verse 4]
 Am                                
Well, I think you’re gonna be okay,
  E
 son,    you’ve had the tour, I 
guess
E                              Am
These two buttons, by the way,   
                               Am/G
this one I hope you never press
F          Am/E                   
Some holy fool, just watch, who’s 
Dm               Dm/C
not like you or me
     Dm/B                          
That one’s the whole shooting match
         E
 right there, it’s the whole 
shitaree

[Verse 5]
    Am                          
We don’t forget who put us here, 
       E
Jack,     that’s page one
   E                               
We talk soft but carry a big stick,
Am                           Am/G
   and pack the biggest gun
F              Am/E      Dm     
We don’t like accidents,     
             Dm/C
major or minor
           C                       
You don’t want yourself an 
  E
incident,  don’t ever invade China

[Chorus]
 F        Am/E              Dm
Here, son,      I’m handing over to 
you
 C                        G E
Don’t crash the ambulance
 F        Am/E              Dm
Here, son,      I’m handing over to 
you
 C                        G E    
Don’t crash the ambulance,       
                Am
  whatever you do

[Other]
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